doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He passed out mid-signature
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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