Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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