so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
