God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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