You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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