Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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