i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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