Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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