No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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