How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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