Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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