Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I would fuck him just for his dog
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