I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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