I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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