If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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