I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
