The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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