You're so nebulous sometimes
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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