Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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