So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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