Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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