Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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