So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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