Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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