Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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