apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Randomize
