She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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