i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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