i think my tv is drunk
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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