ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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