There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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