Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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