One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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