So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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