I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
And then my night got REAL pukey
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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