Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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