Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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