Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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