Just cropdusted the office
I need to stop coming to work sober
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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