If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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