the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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