Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(604): View more from British Columbia

a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

(604): View more from British Columbia

unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

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(917): View more from New York City

I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"

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(281): View more from Texas

I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.

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(925): View more from California

I hope this adventure ends at a hospital

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(225): View more from Louisiana

If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won

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