I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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