Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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