Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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