what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Please don't give away my fajitas
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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