After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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