Can Purell be used as lube?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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