You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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