Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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