worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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