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I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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