How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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