You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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