I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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