READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
