am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize