Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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