Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Randomize
